So Bored

My name is Eep, and I’m 19 summers old.  I like to run, jump, and chase mammoths.  Any chance I get, I like to lie in the sun.  I guess because my family and I live in a cave.  We’re the last cave in Crood Canyon… actually, we’re the only cave in Crood Canyon. I don’t get out much, probably because there’s a lot of stuff outside that wants to eat us. All that time inside doesn’t really interfere with my dating life because there aren’t any boys to date. The last dateable one was eaten a few years ago. I can’t complain though, because complaining hasn’t been invented yet.